Pass a drug test

Don't sweat it. In fact stop reading and grab a glass of water.

First of all before you worry about passing a drug test, it is important to understand how long each drug stays in the body. When you go to a place that sells products to pass a piss test their charts will usually tell you that the drugs will stay in your system longer than they do. In doing so, they guarantee more sales. The military web sites will also tell you slightly high ball figures to keep the fear in you. The fact is that almost any drug is out of your system within one to three days. Marijuana sometimes stays longer. If you take drugs though you have to understand that you may get caught. If you are reading this and did anything other than marijuana, you are probably worried about nothing. These are fairly conservative numbers obtained by cross referencing a few military sites.

I can also assure you that from reliable information sources that it is a fact that not all drug tests taken are accurately sampled. I can tell you of a magic pill that will take your worries away, but I really do not know of any. Many people have secret tricks to pass a drug test or thing that have gotten them by. More than strategy, I believe it is luck, incomplete testing, and sometimes even lazy or inept testers that allow this to happen. I remember one time on my submarine that the electrical division chief was the urinalysis coordinator, but he could not figure out how to set up the test. This would be the inept tester.

Pass a piss test

What I can tell you is fact. In a piss test, they test your piss. Your piss must meet certain requirements to be testable. Some basic requirements may be pH, color, or specific gravity. You can change these. One person I have held conversations with sprayed layers of floor stripper on his fingers and had the stripper rub off into his piss and he passed his drug test. Another kid I knew refused to go into work and got a hardship discharge so he never took his drug test. I have been informed that some of the drinks or pills at GNC and health stores work to help you pass a drug test, but I am hesitant to trust many things I do not understand.

There are ways around the drug tests, you just have to be creative. If you have not taken the test yet drink another glass of water. The basic rule that I was told is that if you drink about 2 gallons of water and piss about 6 times before the test, then they essentially are testing water. Certain inept people do not have the ability to piss on command, and they will buy you hours to pass your piss test. The only word of caution is that you can throw off your body chemistry by drinking so much water. While trying something like this it is important to remember to try to eat a small amount to help minimize this effect.

If you fail a piss test in the military you will know within a few weeks at the most, so past that do not worry about it. I would also like to remind you that if you pass today's drug test, there may be another drug test tomorrow or in two weeks. If you do not think you can stop using drugs, I recommend locking in full benefits and getting out of the navy the right way. Anyone can tell on you, and the government was even actively seeking tracking and ownership of some drug related web sites. Anyone you trust is a person you trust not to put you behind bars.

Good luck and remember that although the military may be a necessity, it may hurt you 15 years into an enlistment when others may take the liberty to forge or destroy what documents necessary to force their reality and self hatred onto you.

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