I just think the concept of the image the navy tries to portray is funny. Being enlisted myself, I know that many people on the boat were offered the "ENLIST or GO TO JAIL" option which is still actively used today. Many people join the navy because they do not want to be a failure. I consider being in the navy being a failure.
flat out we are about
to tell you the route
we present
and what we are about
we are the most bestest
or even better
then what we really are
from a cow is a cheese
not called chedder
yes we are yellow
and we are a submarine
a torpedo is not needed to kill
innocent lives
or innocent dreams